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What The Boy threw away this week

September 16, 2011 - Jennifer Brookens
Garbage day has become a bit of an adventure at our house. Seems that when The Boy is upset, he throws either a specific item or anything else that might cause havoc into the garbage. I highly suspect some of our missing items, such as his brand new pair of shoes this spring, my iPod, or those library books I've extended for the past two months, have gone this route.

But here's what we have confirmed to have been thrown away just this week:

*favorite Spongebob cup

*cordless phone

*DVD remote

*dirty plate

*Katy Perry CD (However it was the CD itself and not the case that contains all of Katy Perry's cleavage shots. Hmmm... maybe this was Daddy's doing instead?)

*socks The Boy did not want to wear

*half-melted Popsicle

*Sister's collection of Silly Bandz

*another fossilized bagel

*new bottle of shampoo (The Boy HATES having his hair washed)

All that combined in with the usual recyclable cans and bottles, used tissues, junk mail and rags used to clean up the latest cat messes. Notice that there are not any cat toys in there. That is because if they do end up in there, the cats are smart/crazy enough to knock the can over and get it back, while spreading the mess all over the house.

There's gotta be a way I can qualify for hazard pay for this...


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just a few of the items that either have or suspected to have been tossed by The Boy